n00bs

1. (n00bs) (954↑, 293↓)

a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.

n00b : HAHA I PWND J00\!\!\! guy : lol n00b n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK\!\!\! guy : wat a n00b

Author: bob http://n00bs.urbanup.com/521003

2. (n00bs) (520↑, 161↓)

n00bs. A form of insult usually used by internet knowledgable gamers, that know everything there ismto know about... well everything. However, it is considered different to 'newb', as a newb is a player that has just started that is asking a simple question, but a 'n00b', is a person that has had enough time to get to grips with everything, and should know the answer to his stupid question. Basically it is calling somebody stupid. It is also used in a game trade, when the newb gets scammed.

n00b:Hello. How do I move? Lvl 999 player: It tells you on the main screen you n00b\!\!\!\! and if you don't know that, how come your level 998\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!?\!? N00B\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!111\!1\!1\!

Author: D Mob http://n00bs.urbanup.com/998059

3. (n00bs) (471↑, 143↓)

These newcomers usually think of themselves as cyber celebs, have bad grammer, brag in a fagish way, and are overall annoying.

n00b:o fu mofo i am t3h best so dont sass me\!\!1\!1\!1\!11 normal person:Speak in English please. n00b:U BAK TOKKED MEH NOW I AM GONNA REPORT U FO SPAMMIN MAH HANGOUT SPOT

Author: hi http://n00bs.urbanup.com/1122418

4. (n00bs) (295↑, 105↓)

Someone who is new to something and thinks they are an expert.

n00b:You are all wrong,idots, camembert is by far softer than brie. You're all such n00bs.

Author: all your base are belong to us http://n00bs.urbanup.com/769040

5. (n00bs) (268↑, 90↓)

people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.

noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ\!\!\!1\!\!\!\!\!\! RGamer: Stfu n00b. noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP RGamer: shut up dude you suck noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL\! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah\! OGamer: Dude wtf? noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY\!\!\!\!\!1\!\! RGamer Has logged off noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME OGamer: Man you suck OGamer has logged off

Author: blackmage53 http://n00bs.urbanup.com/937203

6. (n00bs) (161↑, 49↓)

very irratable and enoying. A Person who is new to something but acts like they are an expert, also usually using the "1337" hacker language. . . which is also a pile of bollox to be honest. A n00b is different to a newb tho. a newb is new to something, but with out the stupid questions and big headed-ness.

n00b: I OwnZ Joo all LOL11\!\!1\!11\!1\! , how do i get in the vehicle? LOL\!\!\!11\!\! Player: Press E n00b: i Gonnas Pwn Joo ass LOL\!L\!11\!\! Player: Burn in hell u fu*king piss sh*t

Author: Ryan Dean http://n00bs.urbanup.com/1200756

7. (n00bs) (122↑, 55↓)

Somebody on a internet gaming/forum site who is likely to be illiterate and say [lol] , [stfu] and things along those lines. They are also likely to be stupid enought to say "[Wtf]? Wat?" when you call them a n00b or say anything slightly intelligent.

n00b: LyK OmFG y DnT U jSt [stfu]\!11\!\!one\!\!\!1\!\! Normal Person: What a n00b n00b: [Wtf] Is ThT? Normal Person: A new person who is stupid and irritating e.g you n00b: LYK OmG CnT beLeive You I Am RepORtiNG YOu\!oNe\!\!\!\!111111111 Normal Person: What for may i ask? n00b: PweAse DonAte ME SoMeThinG

Author: .The.Evil.Muffin. http://n00bs.urbanup.com/1228571

8. (n00bs) (48↑, 34↓)

An idiot Who knows nothing but what they have herd or seen. He/she will use tacctics to obtain these "secrets" by predending they know and then will get clues. In the End they make themslves look like a total retard

n00b: OMG U HAVE THAT HACK I DO TOO Hacker: Yea.. n00b: Where did U get it I got mine from "u know where" n00b: Wouldnt want to tell every one else Hacker: FRIKEN n00bS\!\! Hacker Has Left The Game

Author: xghozt http://n00bs.urbanup.com/1348527

9. (n00bs) (38↑, 34↓)

People who think they are sooo great,but missed one thing- they aren't\! They even say they aren't. They deserve a slap.

king.375: sellin satf 1000 dollars\! zeenany: get this- its called gp, n00b\! king.375: I'm not a n00b\! Ur a n00b\! Oim,want this staff for 1000 dollars?

Author: Be afraid, be very scared\! http://n00bs.urbanup.com/901535

10. (n00bs) (66↑, 62↓)

[1337] word used by losers living in their mom's basement because another player isn't playing to the level they're on. what goons.

angry.phone: LOLOL you n00b i am KING player: alright, join a health club angry.phone: NO n00b HAHAHHA L0z3r player: while you're at it, stick a gun to your mouth, you deserve it.

Author: pilot http://n00bs.urbanup.com/583341

11. (n00bs) (5↑, 8↓)

pl. n. a pejorative term used to show that you know less about a certain topic (i.e. the current [[MMORPG]] you are playing) than the person calling you this does. unfortunately, it has been widely overused by elitist faggots and anyone who has used this term later than 2002 is probably a n00b themselves.

person 1: how do you hit stuff? person 2: OMGRTFM FUCKIN N00BS person 1: nobody has said any of that crap since like 2002. now go get your late pass and answer my question, faggot. person 2: :(

Author: freakynetizen http://n00bs.urbanup.com/3939160

12. (n00bs) (9↑, 16↓)

b00bs, but spelled wrong.

Guy \#1: Dude, look at though n00bs. Guy \#2: So hot.

Author: Legendes http://n00bs.urbanup.com/4194325

13. (n00bs) (43↑, 55↓)

1. A computer idiot who thinks they're the best at what they do, but really suck. 2. Someone who is new at using computers.

Tom is such a n00b. He doesn't even know how to use the start menu\!

Author: Crazy Man http://n00bs.urbanup.com/409988

14. (n00bs) (1↑, 15↓)

133+ verision of the word noob meaning someone who is new w/ a particular game

joe:dude, i pwned some n00bs on WOW last night fred:awsome

Author: T.K http://n00bs.urbanup.com/3072711

15. (n00bs) (6↑, 20↓)

A person who says n00b like this --- noob.

Guy 1: "You noob\!" Guy 2: "Ohh Guy 1 you just pwn3d Guy 3\!" Guy 3: "Shut up n00bs\!"

Author: blitz94 aka spartan117 http://n00bs.urbanup.com/2452442

16. (n00bs) (31↑, 65↓)

n. People who think it's only used by people who live in their mothers basements.

Yeah, those n00bs need to learn how to define words correctly.

Author: Jimmithy http://n00bs.urbanup.com/785545

17. (n00bs) (14↑, 49↓)

Computer nerds that play games all their life and still suck at it.

I like owning n00bs in ET. Don't believe me? Find out yourself.

Author: KoRn freak http://n00bs.urbanup.com/1133882

18. (n00bs) (20↑, 59↓)

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b\!"

Author: Pete http://n00bs.urbanup.com/704908

19. (n00bs) (28↑, 68↓)

Neo Slang: A person or group of people that are new to something that is old.

He is a n00b to runescape

Author: http://n00bs.urbanup.com/277649

20. (n00bs) (8↑, 77↓)

n00b the a fucked up way of saying newbie shortened to newb then noob save time then n00b bye some dumbass who thinks its cool it means your dumb or something like that used bye those who think they know evrything but its used most oftenly bye those who dont any thing them selves and want to make them selves feel better

hey cant even make a level 3 font what a noob

Author: xion http://n00bs.urbanup.com/1240857

21. (n00bs) (14↑, 104↓)

noob-boob

look at her noobs or noobers

Author: bill http://n00bs.urbanup.com/262222

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Last updated: 2012.03.01